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Jokes associated with Februari 15

Events

• Birth Galileo Gallilei (1564)
• Birth Douglas Hofstadter (1945)
• Birth Alfred North Whitehead (1861)
• Death Richard Feynman (1988)

Jokes

• misty profundity
• Ophelia
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Limerico di Galileo
• What makes planets go around the sun? (quotation)
• knowing all physical laws...
• these are the conditions (quotation)
• don't understand it (quotation)
• Physics is like sex (quotation)
• Proof that physicists are human (quotation)
• Incomprehensible nature
• physicists can only think the same damn thing over and over. (quotation)
• noncommitivity
• If Richard Feynman applied for a job at Microsoft
• All theoretical chemistry is really ... (quotation)
• How to look for a new law of physics (quotation)
• definition science (quotation)
• Not the same results (quotation)
• Reports on flying saucers (quotation)
• It does not matter how beautiful your theory is (quotation)
• ... forego their use
• on understanding (quotation)
• easy to understand (quotation)
• invention is like
• said before
• short step
• cover up all the tracks of research
• economical numbers (quotation)
• dumb as the next guy (quotation)
• Definition science (quotation)
• To wear the mantle of Galileo
• Aim of science
• obvious
• Ideas won't keep
• silly question

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