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Jokes associated with November 18

Events

• Death Niels Henrik David Bohr (1962)
• Death Walther Hermann Nernst (1914)
• Birth George Wald (1906)
• Birth Patrick M.S. Blacket (1897)

Jokes

• Why did Einstein cross the road?
• Quotations
• brainwash
• a physicist is...
• moving in circles
• Invitation to a scientist ball
• At the Scientists Party
• irritating failure
• Definition of an expert
• correct statement and profound truth (quotation)
• not crazy enough (quotation)
• you're not thinking (quotation)
• paradox (quotation)
• Never express yourself more clearly than you think.
• God does not play dice
• Horse shoe
• Avoid difficult questions
• Elephant trap
• The advantage of breeding fishes
• Making diamonds

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