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Jokes associated with December 5

Events

• Birth Werner Heisenberg (1901)
• Death Theodor L.W. Bischoff (1882)
• Birth Arnold Sommerfeld (1868)

Jokes

• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Why did Heisenberg hate driving cars?
• If you want to be a physicist...
• hesitated
• Heisenberg might have slept here.
• I do not know what is wrong with Heisenberg
• Heisenberg rules
• Heisenberg's love life
• Heisenberg's velocity
• Catch Heisenberg?
• Responsible for the uncertainty principle
• A beef or my friend
• Einstein and Heisenberg walking
• car keys
• speeding
• How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb
• Definition of an expert (quotation)
• Do you believe n a personal god? (anecdote)
• Bischoffs brain

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