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Werner Heisenberg

Werner Carl Heisenberg (1901-1976), German physicist. He received the Nobel Prize in Physics 1932 for the creation of quantum mechanics

• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Why did Heisenberg hate driving cars?
• hesitated
• Heisenberg might have slept here.
• I do not know what is wrong with Heisenberg
• Heisenberg rules
• Heisenberg's love life
• Heisenberg's velocity
• Catch Heisenberg
• Responsible for the uncertainty principle
• A beef or my friend
• Einstein and Heisenberg walking
• car keys
• speeding
• How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb
• Invitation to a scientist ball
• At the Scientists Party
• Scientists at a bar
• Definition of an expert (quotation)
• Do you believe n a personal god? (anecdote)

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