## 1. MATHEMATICS

### 1.11 MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS mathematics
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        8                                      5
If lim  - = oo (infinity),  then what does lim - = ?
x->0  x                                 x->0 x

answer: (write 5 on it's side)

And the following variation:
From: Omar Lakkis <omar#NoSpam.sam.math.ethz.ch>
Since one has

lim     (8/n) = oo,
n->0

then for each Z, one has

lim     (Z/n) = N.
n->0


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I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college:

1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1


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      lim      ----
8-->9   \/ 8   = 3


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"The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity u to the n."

     /  x      n
| e  = f(u )
/


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Fuller's Law of Cosmic Irreversability:

                1 pot T --> 1 pot P
but
1 pot P -/-> 1 pot T


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      lim      sin(x)
n --> oo   ------ = 6
n

Proof: cancel the n in the numerator and denominator.


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From: "RepliconKing none" <repliconking#NoSpam.hotmail.com>
here's a variation of the sin(x)/n = 6 formula :

sec(x)
lim     --------- = "infinite sex"
c --> 0     c^2



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From: matsb#NoSpam.elixir.e.kth.se (Mats Bengtsson)


    lim        3 = 8
omega->infinity

(Or for native LaTex speakers: $$\lim_{\omega \to \infty} 3 = 8$$)


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November 23
October 28
From: Ciro Durेn <cirojota#NoSpam.hotmail.com>

'oo' is for infinity

lim n->oo  x^2 = oo

Therefore

lim n->oo x^3 = ooo



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From: Cal Herrmann <arminius#NoSpam.nature.Berkeley.EDU>


2 and 2 is 22

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